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Royal Caribbean's Exodus: Execs Fleeing a Sinking Ship, or Just Reorganizing the Deck Chairs?
Alright, let's get one thing straight: when you see a headline about an exec leaving a company after "14 years of dedicated service," your first thought shouldn't be, "aw, how sweet." It should be, "what the hell's really going on?"
Ana Karina Santini's departure from Royal Caribbean, after supposedly shaping their "strategic presence" in Europe and Asia-Pacific, smells fishier than a week-old buffet on the Lido deck. I mean, "transformational initiatives?" Securing "major concessions?" Give me a break. That's corporate PR-speak for "she schmoozed some local politicians and got some permits." And now Melissa Morales and Preston Carnahan are picking up the pieces – or are they getting promoted into a bigger mess? Ana Karina Santini is leaving Royal Caribbean
Trouble in Paradise (Island)?
And speaking of messes, let's talk about the Royal Beach Club Paradise Island. Supposed to open on December 23rd, 2025, right? Well, they already had to cancel a preview visit on December 15th because, surprise, surprise, "construction is still in progress." They want to make sure it "meets the exceptional standards we’ve envisioned before opening it to you," they said in a letter. Translation: It's a complete disaster zone, and they don't want to get sued by a bunch of entitled cruisers who paid extra for the "exclusive" experience. Ongoing Construction Delays First Royal Caribbean Beach Club
It's always the same story, ain't it? Hype, promises, and then the inevitable reality check. "Signature, colorful ferries," my ass. I bet those ferries are stuck in a harbor somewhere, waiting for the damn dock to be finished.
You know, this reminds me of that time I tried to build a deck in my backyard. Watched a couple of YouTube videos, figured, "how hard could it be?" Three weeks later, I was knee-deep in splintered wood and cursing the name of Bob Vila. Point is, some things just don't go according to plan, especially when you're dealing with deadlines and, let's be real, probably some shady contractors in the Bahamas.
Digital Bills and Paper Trails
And here's another "improvement" they're pushing: getting rid of paper bills at the end of the cruise. Effective December 15, 2025, no more invoice left outside your cabin. Now you gotta use the app, check your email, or, God forbid, talk to someone at Guest Services.
"For ease of communication, we are discontinuing the use of printed invoices…" Oh, I get it. "Ease of communication" for them. Less paper, less printing costs, less manpower. More hassle for the customer. I mean, how many times has that damn app crashed on me mid-voyage? And relying on email? Please. Half the time, I can't even get a decent Wi-Fi signal to check my damn weather app, let alone download a multi-page invoice.
But hey, at least we get "exclusive Paradise Island swag" to make up for the cancelled beach club preview. Probably a cheap plastic keychain and a coupon for 10% off your next overpriced cocktail. Then again, maybe I'm just being cynical. Maybe Santini really did just want to spend more time with her family. Maybe the beach club will open on time and be a five-star paradise. And maybe Royal Caribbean is doing us a favor by saving a few trees with those digital bills.
Offcourse, pigs might fly too.
Is This the Beginning of the End?
Look, I'm not saying Royal Caribbean is going bankrupt tomorrow. They're still selling cruises like hotcakes, especially with those Black Friday/Cyber Monday deals they're dangling. But when you see execs jumping ship, construction delays piling up, and "convenience" measures that conveniently save the company money while screwing over the customer, you gotta wonder: is this a sign of deeper problems? Or are they just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic?
Honestly, I don't know. And frankly, I'm not sure I want to know.